Hi, this is Alonzo Bowden, and I want to welcome you to another episode of my podcast,

Who's paying attention?

Now listen, I know it might be a little late. Okay. I usually do it on Fridays. I moved it to Monday

because, uh, well, because I was lazy. But I will say this. I'm glad I did because I was up in San Jose

this weekend at the improv, great club,

and a fan slash friend said that he's been listening to my podcast and that they've turned

kind of grim. And I don't want to be grim. So this week, no grim. I'll tell you what I'm going to do.

I'm staying away from the presidential election because if I look at the

election, things are going to get grim. I'll give you an election update. Donald Trump said

something offensive, something stupid. Some people came on to defend him on CNN and blah, blah, blah.

It's the same thing every week. There's no surprises. There's nothing left. There's going to be

another debate. Hillary Clinton's going to try to answer some questions. Donald Trump's going to

try to throw some insults. Maybe he'll lurk. Maybe he'll leer. Who knows? At this point,

like I said, if you're undecided by now, I got nothing. I don't think there's going to be any

revelation this Wednesday night that's going to change your opinion and suddenly just compel you to vote.

So done.

So rather than mess with this election, I'm going to go to clowns.

I know.

It's the same thing.

No, I'm going to real clowns because there is just, this clown thing is really becoming fun because there are just so many clown stories out here. Okay, let's start with the fake clown stories. I know what you've heard. You can relax. There is no killer clown in Memphis, Tennessee.

That's right. There was a report that a clown was arrested and police found 11 bodies stuffed in a freezer at his residence.

Okay, first of all, what clown could afford a freezer that big? But this is the

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