Hi, this is Alonzo Bowden.

I want to welcome you to episode 158 of my podcast.

Who's paying attention?

I know you guys are.

I appreciate it.

And, uh, who, I wish I had more clown stories.

Well, actually, I guess I do. Debate number three

happened this week and you probably saw it or heard the aftermath or something. Now listen,

if you were an undecided voter, the presidential debate number three isn't going to help you make that decision.

There was really nothing new, except, of course, new trending tweets based on things that

Donald Trump said.

He threw out a line about lots of bad hombres coming over, lots of bad hombres coming over the border,

which pretty much guaranteed that he'll lose any Latino vote. He might have had two or three Latino votes left. The bad

hombres line got rid of those. Then he talked about no one has more respect for women than Donald

Trump, at which point people laughed out loud. See, that can't be good. no one has more respect for women than Donald Trump.

At which point people laughed out loud.

See, that can't be good when you're at a debate and you try to say something and the audience

laughs out loud.

And of course, he showed how much respect he has for women by closing the debate with the

remark calling Hillary a nasty woman.

And Twitter took off on that,

and a lot of women took off on that telling how nasty women get things done. So good for you, ladies, for being nasty women. And my favorite, the funniest one to me was when Hillary

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