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Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

#156: Send In The Clowns

Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Politics, News

4.7680 Ratings

🗓️ 6 October 2016

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Summary

1 - Sorry Rush -- hurricanes are real and have more hot air than you
2 - That Mexican thing
3 - Damn book learnin'
4 - Hey bud! Wanna buy a car?
5 - Need an iPhone to report my Galaxy Note 7 is on fire
6 - Kim was robbed
7 - Send in the Clowns. Well maybe they’re here

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, this is Alonzo Bowden. I want to welcome you to episode 156 to my podcast, Who's Paying

0:13.8

Attention? I know you guys are. I do appreciate it. And, well, let's get right into it.

0:24.1

Hurricane Matthew is on its way to Florida.

0:41.4

As if Florida didn't have enough problems. This is, looks like it'll be a category for hurricane and it's about to whoop some ass. Um, I was supposed to have a gig this past week in Jamaica and Hurricane Matthew was predicted to hit Jamaica.

0:42.3

They didn't.

0:45.9

It changed paths slightly and went to Haiti instead.

0:49.0

But let me tell you how bad this hurricane looked.

0:54.3

I got a full credit from Delta for canceling my flight.

1:01.4

Now, do you understand how bad things have to be for an airline to give you full credit for canceling a flight?

1:03.5

Airlines will be a blizzard.

1:06.0

They will sit you on a runway for four hours.

1:08.2

They will do whatever they got to do.

1:12.5

But give back money and not charge a change fee?

1:14.7

That's when I knew the storm was scary.

1:19.4

Anyway, all jokes aside, horrible storm hits Haiti.

1:24.7

So far, the death toll, sadly, is 280.

1:30.4

They're saying this is the worst storm to hit in 50 years.

1:35.6

Everything, you know, everything that happens in a hurricane happened.

1:37.4

Houses destroyed.

1:40.7

Businesses obviously destroyed.

1:43.5

Bridges, roads, gone.

1:48.0

People are people trying to survive. It is a terrible,

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