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The Snark Tank

#14: Scary Stories

The Snark Tank

Snark Tank

Video Games, Comedy, Society & Culture, Leisure

4.8860 Ratings

🗓️ 19 March 2020

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

Derrick is sick, so Gabby is back to fill in for our ailed companion. Will we set up a Discord? Is Spider-Man 2 better than Into The Spider-Verse? Sweeny and Chris face off. Is it homosexual to suck your own dick? Do all the kids die in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory? Why is Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark so timeless? Why was the Twilight Zone awesome? Sweeny is afraid of the ocean and he's a huge silly bitch because of it. Gabby's social media:  https://www.instagram.com/teethlikemilk/  All this and more on this episode of the Snark Tank.  Hopefully this helps take your mind off of our crazy global situation. Stay safe. Be well.

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0:00.0

Hey, look, it's a little dead mean.

0:02.4

Fuck you to me a leash.

0:04.4

You see, you can so close me.

0:06.1

What a hurry.

0:07.0

Fuck you.

0:07.6

Oh, me.

0:07.8

Oh, me.

0:08.8

Oh, me.

0:10.1

Hey, look, I hope it's great.

0:10.7

That's a mean.

0:11.6

I'm going to episode 14 of the Snark Tank podcast.

0:17.5

It's, it's me.

0:18.4

Once again, Chris Raygun, and I'm joined by two other people

0:21.1

I've returned from the dark realm of misery, sorrow, and wimpiness

0:25.5

It's Tom Sweeney, look, Tom Sweeney, let me, why didn't you let me finish my intro? Because you're taking too long. I like my I was setting myself up

0:31.5

Yeah, it's sending yourself up for failures. You're shut up. We're also joined by Gabby. Hi. It's been a really long time.

0:38.4

It's been a minute.

0:39.5

Yes.

0:40.0

Yes.

0:40.4

Unfortunately, Derek could not make it today.

0:42.3

He was a little under the weather.

0:44.0

And we didn't want to risk getting sickies also.

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