15: Quarantine Like Britney Spears
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🗓️ 2 April 2020
⏱️ 58 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Kass, Kass, Kass. |
| 0:07.0 | No one can do it like we do it, like we do it, like we do it, like we do it. |
| 0:12.0 | Cause no one can do it like we do it like we do it like we do it like we do it. |
| 0:16.0 | And this is Claire. |
| 0:18.0 | And this is Joy and Claire. |
| 0:20.0 | Claire and I were just talking before we hit record and we're like, okay, it's Groundhog Day. What are we going to talk about? Because we've been in quarantine for the past few weeks. And we feel like we're like, what other news is there to talk about other than what's going on in the world? It's like, it's real hard. It's real hard to podcast right now. Oh, |
| 0:37.6 | my favorite thing that happened in the news this week was when Britney Spears thought that she ran a five second 100 meter dash. Oh, I love that. Did we ever have a follow up from her? Or does she, is that just going on with her thinking that she ran a five second 100 meter dash? No, she finally wrote back and was like, obviously I was joking. I'm like, oh, obviously, Brittany. Oh, obviously, |
| 0:37.0 | so I want my life right now. a five second hundred meter. No, she finally rode back and was like, obviously I was joking. I'm like, oh, obviously, Brittany. |
| 0:55.1 | Oh, obviously, Brittany. |
| 0:56.0 | So I want my life right now to just be through Britney's lens because I feel like she lives her life. Okay, I'm not making light of a quarantine. Just let's be clear. I'm not making fun of anything. But it's like her life is kind of quarantined. So I don't know if this is very like kept away from the public. |
| 0:53.8 | I don't know if this is very like kept away from the |
| 1:12.1 | public. I don't know if this is like really different for her. So the fact that she's so kind of this |
| 1:17.5 | blissful ignorance, I give Brittany so many passes. I give her a lot of grace because I'm like you, |
| 1:24.0 | your life, girlfriend. And so when I watch her Instagram her Instagram I'm like this is just a life that |
| 1:29.6 | she is so normal for her like she just lives her life this way and she just does yoga by herself |
| 1:36.2 | she does dance classes by herself she goes to Hawaii and she's like not around anybody like |
| 1:42.9 | she probably has I'm sure she of course she has a private jet, you know, whatever it is. Oh, yeah. And, you know, I know that's not great for the environment. I get it. But I feel like that is her life. Her life is just like this, she doesn't really have a touch of what's going on in the outside world. So it's like her, her videos and like she posts these photos. |
| 2:02.1 | If you're not, if you don't know what we're talking about, just pop on Britney Spears Instagram |
| 2:05.9 | for just a mere moment and see her photo shoots of herself in like front of this red background. |
| 2:12.3 | And she's doing like this sexy pose and she's like, I hope everyone's safe out there. |
| 2:22.2 | Yeah. sexy pose and she's like, I hope everyone's safe out there. It's so true. |
| 2:23.7 | She has cleavage and her hair. |
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