146. The Great Flood

The Story Must Be Told

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4.8 • 530 Ratings

🗓️ 12 April 2022

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

Drip drip, get slippery. Splat splat, get WET. Water’s comin’, and it’s gonna SOAK ya, bub. Down to the BONE. Unless you don’t believe in the shivers, then in that case: there’s no water at ALL. Invocation Petitions for Real Good Congregants Liturgical Reading: The Great Flood Closing Statements More STORY in two weeks. Until then: stay DRY, chut. New shirt: http://BabyNeedsDaddy.com BOOKS: http://thestorymustbetold.com PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/tsmbt

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0:00.0	I'm so mad.
0:02.0	I'm so mad!
0:24.6	The story must be told.
0:26.6	The story must be told.
0:29.6	Yeah, you're probably wondering,
0:31.6	Hey, Sis Callista, how come you're soaking wet?
0:34.6	Well, someone threw a water balloon at me.
0:39.3	You wanna know who?
0:41.3	You wanna know?
0:42.3	Fine.
0:44.3	Ugh!
0:46.3	It was a puddle.
0:50.3	Well, I mean the puddle didn't throw a water balloon.
0:55.0	I guess that's just a funny way of saying, I tripped in a puddle.
1:00.0	Well, okay, I mean, I don't really know if I should call it a puddle.
1:07.0	Thinking back, it was, it was pretty big. How big was it was pretty big how big was it was it was so big it was it was the ocean yeah i uh ipped in the ocean, which is hard to do because it's very big.
1:32.9	You trip on little things, you know?
1:34.5	That's like, that's like falling down and being like, oh, who put planet Earth here, Zach?
1:41.6	But, yep, I tripped into the ocean.
1:45.8	I ran up to it like, oh, I'm just gonna walk
1:48.7	on the edge of it real quick, and then it moved on me.
1:53.1	It'll do that.
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