145: Pumpkin Spice Labia

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 27 October 2021

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

The boys riff on a wild DM Trev got, how Blau should do sex seminars, and find the company that is the Michelangelo of cooter candles. They also learn about how aggressive water polo is and help a listener understand why men switch positions during sex.

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0:00.0	Think about it, fucking a pumpkin. I'm in.
0:02.5	Jack Lantern, Jack my cock.
0:04.6	Pfft.
0:05.4	Pfft.
0:07.2	Guess what, guys?
0:08.2	Torteids, Torteids, Torteids.
0:10.2	It's your man, Michael Blouseon.
0:11.8	I'll tell you where I'm going to perform stand-up comedy.
0:13.9	Here we go.
0:14.7	Raleigh, November 2nd.
0:17.1	Charlotte, November 3rd.
0:18.8	Nashville, Tennessee, November 4th.
0:22.1	Atlanta, Georgia, November 5th through the 7th.
0:26.1	San Francisco, November 21st.
0:28.8	San Diego, New Date, New Date, San Diego, December 9th.
0:33.0	New Date, New Date, Sacramento, January 23rd.
0:36.6	And a huge, huge announcement for your boy,
0:39.3	two fine blouseon.
0:40.6	I am playing New York City on February 5th, okay?
0:45.6	At the Grammar Sea Theater, the very first theater of my entire
0:49.0	fucking life, dude.
0:50.0	I lived in New York for eight years.
	...

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