144: Trevor is a Founding Father

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 20 October 2021

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

2Fine and Twally are back in studio, riffing on watching porn with the volume all the way up, Carrot Top accidentally putting his carrot top on the internet, and Hooter's new work uniforms. They also learn about cooter fest and wax philosophical about toe hair and rye bread.

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0:00.0	You ever have a man crack your toes?
0:03.2	Hmm.
0:04.7	Not legally.
0:05.7	Oh!
0:06.5	Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
0:12.8	Dun and un! Dun and un!
0:14.2	This is Stiff Sox!
0:15.8	Hey ladies and gentlemen, this is your beloved Trevor Was.
0:18.0	Before we get into this fantastic episode,
0:20.1	yep, self-reclaimed.
0:21.8	We have tour dates, we're on the road.
0:23.4	Tour dates this weekend, Virginia Beach.
0:26.0	Most of the shows are sold out,
0:27.6	but there's a few tickets left.
0:29.2	Virginia Beach come through this weekend,
0:31.9	and we just added Sarah Cuse,
0:34.3	New Fuckin' York, baby, I'm walking here.
0:37.3	October 28th, one night only.
0:39.4	It's a Thursday, me and Mr. Blouse, I will be in town.
0:42.9	We got New Brunswick, New Jersey,
0:45.0	November 4th through the six.
0:47.2	Those are fucking all sold out, except for like two, I think.
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