The

The President Good morning, good to see everybody.

Almost afternoon, thanks to John Beasley.

I knew it.

So John and I, we've been friends since since undergrad we went to a fundamentalist school together

and we both got saved and it's been great ever since no well he was a transfer from Bob

Jones University I was an original ambassador Baptist college grad So he was kind of a half grad.

I don't give him full credit.

But we were friends from day one.

Such good friends that we were horsing around in the dorms.

I only lasted one semester in the dorms in fundamentalism.

I will give John that.

He outlived fundamentalism dorms longer than I did.

I made it one semester and I decided to drive an hour one way every single day for the rest of my four years.

So he lasted longer than I did and he and I'm gonna put you on the spot. So we're wrestling or something. I don't even know what we were doing.

He's a big guy. Did anybody else notice that in the audience? He's a big guy. Look at me. I don't know how, but I tried to get him in a headlock.

The next thing I know, my world's upside down over the head. I feel drywall shove into two by fours.

I'm in a wall.

He's laughing.

A, I got demerits.

He didn't.

B, I had to pay for it.

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