145: Big Bird's Volcano of Sadness

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4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 25 June 2015

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

How many emotions can you name? 3?! Well, they're all in this episode. Every single one of them. There's laughter, sadness and...what's the other one? Purple? That's one isn't it? Fuck off, yes it is.

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0:00.0	Volume testing.
0:01.6	Volume testing.
0:03.4	Volume testing.
0:05.3	Volume testing.
0:07.3	Volume testing the fucking volume.
0:11.1	Oh yeah.
0:12.8	What have we learned from that?
0:14.1	Literally nothing.
0:15.1	We're not peaking.
0:16.4	We're not picking nor click picking.
0:17.4	It is recording.
0:18.0	Is that good?
0:18.7	That's looking just fine.
0:21.9	Hello and welcome to episode 145 of regular features well in scabby who's is that voice i don't recognize that voice
0:29.6	at all how dare you fucking welcome me to my podcast i've been on it for two weeks i've been off
0:36.2	for two weeks not that long really feels being on it for two weeks. I've been off for two weeks. Not that long, really.
0:40.1	It feels like... Well, it's three weeks from the last time they'll have heard you, isn't it?
0:43.4	Yeah. Well, I'm sure it fucking feels long to them, because they've had to listen to you fucking chump nuggets for two weeks.
0:48.8	Chump nuggets. Well, I've never been so insulted in my life.
1:11.0	Well, yeah, because I think the last episode that I did was the one where I recorded all the intros and stuff for it. And then just whacked it out. It's been like lots of GAV in that one. And then no GAV in the other. Did you listen to the last one? I haven't. It's fucking shit, don't. And usually I really like doing that because I like listening to.
1:14.5	The last one I listened to that I wasn't in was the gay one that you two did.
1:17.0	And I was listening to that on a train down from Glasgow.
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