144: A Good Deep Feature Rummage

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 18 June 2015

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Matt gives us unfettered rummaging access to the nooks and pant-crannies of his squalid office cave, Steve gives us a full-fat grilling on subjects of his choosing, and Log celebrates fatty-bum-bum day because it's nice to be alive. Contains dadbods

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0:00.0	Hey, what's that?
0:02.6	What's that you say?
0:03.8	It's episode 144 of the regular features podcast.
0:08.7	Ooh, gross.
0:10.4	What does that mean, log?
0:11.9	Gross, 144.
0:13.6	It's the number, the word for the number.
0:16.4	Why do you...
0:17.7	Who knows that? I didn't know that.
0:19.0	Why do you know that?
0:19.7	The fuck, wouldn't you know that?
0:20.7	The standard primary education where you look at tables of words and like you've got a furlong, a globit, a pitchfork.
0:29.0	Why do you need a very, 144 is such a specific thing to need a word for?
0:32.6	Well, I suppose it's because in the old days you'd need a dozen of something, and if you had a dozen dozen, that would be a gross.
0:39.1	That'd be 140.
0:41.1	Four.
0:41.6	Four, something, obviously.
0:43.6	Why would you ever need 144 of anything?
0:46.3	Well, you wouldn't if you were a baker, because baker's dozens,
0:49.0	their gross would be 169, obviously.
0:52.6	Why are you questioning me on the basic language things
0:55.6	that obviously are true
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