Regular Feature starring Stephen Hoverty and Matt Lee's John Logblythe Gavin

Two, here they come.

Hello and welcome to episode number 146 of the Regular Features Podcast.

Brought to you by the hottest day in England.

It's hot.

It's hot.

How hot is it?

Fucking.

What are you guys?

You meant to do a joke there.

You're going to go, it's so hot.

My crayons melted into my pants.

That's not a joke. We're not funny enough to do jokes like that. I filled my pants out with crayons and it's proving to be a terrible decision. That's not the kind of jokes that we do. If I wanted to cook an egg, I wouldn't do it in my frying pan. I do it on the, on the road outside my house because it's hotter than a frying pan. It's hot as a hot. So I'm not going to get that. I mean, I don't think that the tarmac's non-stick, for starters. You can end up getting a lot of that egg just stuck in the road. If you've ever stood on tarmac, as it's said, it's really sticky. It's like the end of Star Wars episode two. What was it? The end of Star Wars? The Star Wars episode. That's episode three. I don't know. Jesus. It's hot. You fucking idiotic. I get to watch. I misordered the Star Wars films. All of Steve's pop culture references have sadly melted today.

But it's fine.

I tell you what,

it's not a joke that I did for lunch today.

Today for my lunch, I had two baked potatoes. What's the hottest thing in the world? I know, I don't know what I was thinking. But I knew I needed to eat them, so I just did it. And it wasn't until I was... Why did you need to eat? No one needs to eat jack of potatoes.

I do.

I do.

I do.

It's fucking Wednesday.

Of course I do

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