#144: Intelligent Immigrant with Cristela Alonzo and Lachlan Patterson

Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Politics, News

4.7 • 680 Ratings

🗓️ 10 May 2016

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Guests: Cristela Alonzo and Lachlan Patterson
1- Republican party is dead, again
2- Pure evil endorses Trump
3- Trump/Palin/Christie/Carson/who knows
4- It's on the internet. It must be true
5- You have the right to remain private

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to episode 144 of my podcast, Who's Paying Attention?
0:15.6	This is another one of the special episodes where I bring in guests.
0:18.9	I'm lucky to have two hilarious immigrants on this show.
0:24.3	All right.
0:25.0	Yeah,
0:25.4	we're,
0:25.7	we're,
0:26.0	we're,
0:26.2	we're busting borders right here.
0:28.7	I have the lovely,
0:30.0	talented,
0:30.6	hilarious Christella Alonzo.
0:32.8	My favorite Alonzo in comedy.
0:35.7	Now,
0:35.9	Kristella's parents came over.
0:38.1	Yes.
0:38.4	She's here legally.
0:39.5	She's one of us.
0:40.4	Yes.
0:40.9	Yes.
0:41.1	My parents came here on a visa.
0:43.1	They had me here.
	...

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