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Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

#145: I'm Rattled Too

Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Politics, News

4.7680 Ratings

🗓️ 26 May 2016

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

1. Thanks North Dakota, we been Trumped
2. Transgender State of Emergency
3. Rope around kids neck - not discrimination. Transgender bathroom - That's discrimination
4. Clarence is at it again
5. The mob is so jealous of Payday lenders
6. Apple updates me to Microsoft
7. Sports stuff

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, this is Alonzo Bowden, and I want to welcome you all to episode 145 of my podcast, Who's Paying Attention.

0:20.7

Now, I must apologize to any regular listeners.

0:23.9

I know it's been a while since I've done one.

0:26.5

Well, my travels have been ridiculous since we last spoke.

0:32.6

I have been to, well, last weekend, I was in Boston, Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Sunday, I flew to London.

0:41.3

I flew into Heathrow. I spent the night at a hotel outside of Gatwick. Monday flew from Gatwick to

0:48.8

Burgundy. Boarded a cruise ship. Did a show for the fine people from John Hancock Insurance, got off of the ship Wednesday, took train from St. Malo, France to Paris.

1:01.2

By the way, France by train, absolutely beautiful.

1:05.3

Then flew from Paris through Atlanta to Washington, D.C., where I am right now.

1:10.5

Last night, I did the first annual multicultural media correspondence dinner.

1:17.7

It was phenomenal.

1:19.1

Hosted by, excuse me, hosted by, why, I'm blanking, geez, hosted by Chris Spencer and I'm sorry Chris, my brain is fried.

1:34.2

Ida Rodriguez was absolutely hilarious.

1:36.7

They were honoring Jamie Fox.

1:38.2

Jamie was there and gave a great speech and, hey, he loved my comedy.

1:42.5

So I'm honored by that.

1:43.8

It was the young Turks

1:45.7

were there and Praz from the Fugis was there and a lot of celebrity and Washington media

1:52.6

types. And these were the media representatives, the reporters, et cetera, et cetera, that don't

1:58.8

get invited to the White House Correspond correspondence dinner because they may not be a big

2:03.7

enough name or be part of a big enough organization or they're just left out of the party.

2:08.9

Okay?

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