#143: I'm With Her

Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Politics, News

4.7 • 680 Ratings

🗓️ 3 May 2016

⏱️ 20 minutes

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Summary

1-Cruz out Kasich out -- its all Trump
2-Repubs are rushing to Hillary #nevertrump
3-It all started with Palin...or Bachman or Santorum or insert crazy here
4-Fox News confused
5-Beyonce, CIA, I knew it
6-My nigga
7-Surge in surge costs
8-Stay in school kids so when they catch you, you get paid

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0:00.0	Hi, this is Alonzo Bowden. I want to welcome you to episode 143 of my podcast, who's paying attention.
0:14.6	It is May 4th. I wish you a happy Star Wars Day. May the fourth be with you, as all the nerds are saying, which is actually kind of cool and kind of funny.
0:24.3	This day, mark this day, people, this day is a historic day.
0:30.0	Because this is the day that Ted Cruz dropped out of the Republican race.
0:35.0	John Kasich dropped out of a Republican race.
0:37.6	Yeah, he was still in.
0:38.9	I know.
0:39.2	Nobody knew it, but he was actually technically still in.
0:42.4	And so Donald Trump becomes the presumptive nominee for the Republican Party,
0:49.3	the presidential campaign of 2016.
0:52.1	That's right.
0:53.0	Donald Trump, it looks like he's going to be the Republican candidate.
0:56.8	I will admit I was wrong. I was dead wrong. When I taped my special last year, I thought this
1:03.9	Trump thing was a publicity stunt and it would go away. The White House correspondence dinner this
1:10.0	past Saturday, Barack Obama,
1:13.3	brilliantly funny, as he always is, sort of hit the press with a backhanded joke about,
1:20.9	you know, Donald Trump getting the proper amount of coverage a hotel guy wanting publicity
1:27.4	deserves.
1:28.7	It was funny.
1:29.8	I'm not quoting the joke, obviously, but basically he was saying, look, Trump did this
1:34.0	as a publicity stunt.
1:35.1	You followed his every word.
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