#144: Flork Family Road Trip

Hey Riddle Riddle

Headgum

Improv, Puzzles, Improv Comedy, Leisure, Comedy, Riddles

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 April 2021

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

The Clew Crew couldn’t be bothered to show up this week so we are playing for the audio from a family road trip. Ethan Is being driven across the country by his parents to college (where he plans on studying “false crime”). Will they make it from Chicago to California in 38 hours? Will they make it without getting emotional? Are they going to do Riddles THE ENTIRE TIME?

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0:00.0	This is a head gum podcast.
0:30.0	I'm a tiny little boy in this podcast.
0:40.0	Please let me out by answering riddles.
0:44.0	I'm a tiny little marshmallow boy and I'm in a well so long before it.
0:56.0	I don't want to do it.
0:58.0	I don't know.
1:00.0	If I'm the only one, I'll shut the fuck up but I am just not feeling it today.
1:04.0	I'm not feeling it today.
1:06.0	Oh my god, you speak the truth.
1:08.0	I'm never feeling it but I fake it.
1:10.0	Well, I know what I'm saying.
1:12.0	I usually put the bare minimum in it and today I just don't want to.
1:16.0	You fake it?
1:18.0	No, Aaron, you're the best.
1:22.0	You were all like bailed ready.
1:24.0	I'm like raises like show of hands, you bail, bail, bail.
1:26.0	We're all bailing on it today.
1:28.0	We're bailing on it today.
1:30.0	We have a bunch of backup audio for when this happens.
1:34.0	Let's pick.
1:36.0	That's not interesting.
1:38.0	Let's just use one of the other.
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