This is a head gum podcast.

People in the room. Children of all ages gather around and peep your eyes towards the center of the stage.

Where you will find. I'm peeping. I'm peeping my eyes. Sorry, I'm the ringmaster. Okay, go ahead. What's your name? I'm Jesse Perk. Jeff.

Is it? Were you looking at me? You're Jeff? I'm Jeff. Sorry, the kid over there. What's your what's your name? I'm Jeff. You're Jeff as well. Here. Here's my hat. Here's my bowl whip. Here's my jacket. Now you're leading the circus.

I'm a little perspicressive. I just told you I was doing it with. Hello ladies and gentlemen. People and children. Welcome to the big riddle circus. This is your first time doing this. How are you knocking it up? Yeah. Wow, that voice is so powerful. That's a guy's cucked out, but this commands respect.

I am a child name Jeff and I am the main event, but we also have elephants. Give me that hat. Give me that bowl of that jacket here. Adult Jeff. Here's a hat. Here's your whip. Here's your jacket. You try it.

Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages. Wow. People of all earth gather round to the great riddle circus. I'm Jeff, a child, but also an adult. Yes, that's right. When you're an adult, you never stop being someone's child.

He's amazing. We've got elephants. Ethically, sustainably sourced. It's actually, it's actually their riddle circus. It's not, it's not even ours. We're just here.

They're organic elephants. Wow. They're grown in a pond in New Mexico. I believe they're hatched. They're hatched in a pond in a hatchery. Jason Maraz has an elephant farm. I'm Jason Maraz. I'm Jeff PC. And I'm an elephant named Aaron. Hello.

Welcome to Hey, Riddle, the greatest show on earth. That, by the way, stellar intro, one of our best. I do have to say, I saw, you may remember, loyal listener, a few weeks ago, we didn't episode called, I think we called it the sweater, right?

Sweater sweater sweater sweater. It was a sweat shirt, but I think we call it the sweater. I think it was my episode. So I uploaded it and I said the sweater. Well, I also for a patron that should have been called the island. I called it the beach. So I'm all over the place.

So it doesn't matter. But we had an episode called the sweater and someone on Twitter told us that that was they had found the podcast because they searched for riddles. That was the first episode that they listen to.

And they were like, this is a riddle podcast. They just spent the whole episode just birding this person sweater. And I loved it. And they loved it. But I thought, yeah, you're right. Like we, we don't really do a good job of introducing new listeners to the show. So what I have done.

I, and other podcasts do this. I think a lot of podcasts in the game do this. I've done my research. I've listened to some other stuff as they have little log line, little like tag lines that they say at the beginning of the podcast to kind of just let everybody know what kind of podcast this is going to be.

Okay. I fell behind a burger king into a place.

I get it. I get it. Okay. I introduced this about a year and a half ago when you're here, your riddles. Great. So that I think that that gives us most of the information that we need. I have written a few and I would just I want you guys to pin you on them.

Okay. I'm not saying that one of these has to be the thing that we say at the top of every episode, but it will be, but one of the within could be okay. So here, I like the one that you did at all that when you're here, your riddles because again gives you all the information. Here we go. Here's the first one.

Welcome to Hey Riddle Riddle, a podcast where three comedians do our best to solve riddles and throw in some improvised scenes along the way. I have notes. Okay. We don't do our best.

Okay. Yeah. So that one, that one was to lie to the new listeners. I love. Okay. I love it. I love that. The old listeners will know that we don't do our best. But if somebody say the old lizards, these old lizards. I'm sorry. What I see people. I see the fan's March. Oh, it's lizard people.

Okay. Our listeners, lizards. These are lizards.

So hi, we're Hey Riddle Riddle. We're a podcast where we try our best to do scenes and riddles. Is that it? I'm trying to think of, is it memorable? A podcast. Yeah. Okay. So so I have other options because that one may be a little wordy. So how about this one? Can we?

Can we, I know for a long time, we call our fan base kevzins and Susie's. Can we start calling them old lizards? Is that fun to just call our fan base old lizards? Hey, old lizards. Yeah. We're in something a lot of people animals and things with that one. So I like it.

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