#143: Candle Store

Hey Riddle Riddle

Headgum

Improv, Puzzles, Improv Comedy, Leisure, Comedy, Riddles

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 April 2021

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Look at you-listening to a riddle podcast again! Right out of the gate, your three favorite chaotic hosts dig up some repressed memories from childhood. Don’t worry-there’s an assassination attempt on a rock, a chess game, and a president avoiding an embarrassing death. OH AND ANIMAL PARADE! Also, normalize singing when someone wins something!

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0:00.0	This is a head gum podcast.
0:30.0	And Mr. Indiana, would you mind stepping forward please and announce your name?
0:41.0	Thank you so much and just want to say it's an honor to be indoors.
0:46.0	My name is JPC and I am your 2021 Mr. Indiana.
0:53.0	And what will you be doing for the talent portion?
0:56.0	For the talent portion I will be slow cooking.
1:00.0	Well I'm sorry, slow cooking will be being done in the next room.
1:04.0	I will be watching a football game.
1:06.0	Oh beautiful. I won't see that.
1:08.0	Occasionally I will ask for someone to get me another beer.
1:12.0	It will be a single person. I'll just try to be like yelling into the kitchen area.
1:16.0	And you feel like this best represents Indiana?
1:20.0	I will take my question in the form of horsey sauce.
1:24.0	Let's move over to Ms. Massachusetts.
1:28.0	What is your name?
1:30.0	Hi, I just wanted to say it is an honor to be outdoors.
1:34.0	And thank you for coming to us live from an open field.
1:38.0	What is your name?
1:40.0	My name is Aaron Keefe and I am honored to be 2021's Miss Massachusetts.
1:46.0	Well of course, thank you for being that.
1:48.0	And what will you be doing for the talent portion?
1:50.0	I'm so glad you asked. I'll be throwing a Duncan ice coffee at my ex-boyfriends,
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