143: Three Girls, One Day

The Official Podcast

Comedy

4.8 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 28 August 2019

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Four close man friends gather around to bang three women in one day. This is the Official Podcast. Every Thursday. At 7pm EST. Or Every Wednesday at 7pm on audio. Links below. GET 15% OFF FANTASTIC WATCHES AND GLASSES WITH FREE SHIPPING AND FREE RETURNS: visit https://www.mvmt.com/official GET A JOB OR POST A JOB FOR FREE: visit https://www.ziprecruiter.com/official PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/theofficialpodcast MERCH: https://teespring.com/stores/the-official-podcast Timestamps: 00:00:35 - Peeing sitting down and other bodily functions 00:18:16 - MVMT *Ad* 00:20:55 - Head injuries and aneurisms 00:26:17 - ZipRecruiter *Ad* 00:27:26 - The Kaya Shakes 00:34:15 - Andrew's Allergies 00:46:13 - Jackson's Phenomenon 00:54:10 - Masturbatory Habits 01:05:10 - Charlie's Glory Days Hosts: Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv Charlie: https://twitter.com/moistcr1tikal Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan The Official Podcast: SubReddit: https://reddit.com/r/theofficialpodcast Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/m/Iv4af6j46ldkjja7vwnvljbyiw4?t=The_Official_Podcast Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5tZWdhcGhvbmUuZm0vVE9QNzc4NDYyNTk4MA%3D%3D Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/theofficialpodcast Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6TXzjtMTEopiGjIsCfvv6W iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/the-official-podcast/id1186089636 Music by: https://soundcloud.com/inst1nctive Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:28.4	Now in one of the episodes they arrested a man who was pissing while sitting down and even the cops
1:33.5	were blown away by what they were witnessing a crime that they couldn't have even fathomed when
1:37.1	walking in the door and that opened my eyes because I didn't know that that was an actual community.
1:42.4	I always thought that was an insult when you tell a guy you pee sitting down I thought you were calling
1:46.0	him a pussy. I didn't know that people on I run every pussy all the time sitting down. Now what?
1:51.2	Did the police investigate further? Did they figure out why the men were acting like little children?
1:58.9	If they did they didn't show the investigative techniques now. Yeah, how did they post it?
2:03.2	This was a some like kind of like drug smuggling tactic. Maybe they were clenching
2:07.9	hard drugs. I'm pretty sure that Charlie had to sit down to hide it. How fat was the man? How much
2:13.2	do you weigh? No, he was in great shape. No fucking way. Yeah, because I know I know that I know fat
2:20.2	people will piss sitting down because it's easier and they just want to have a seat but like he's
2:25.1	in good shape and he piss sitting down. No, no, no, no, no.
2:28.1	Fucking why? Charlie, it's such a disgrace to mankind that in German we have an insult.
2:34.1	Zitz Pissa literally sitting pisser. I thought so too. That was an insult.
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