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Hello there. Welcome to the official podcast a show that we've been doing for a little bit now. Maybe

maybe a couple days. So thank you for tuning in on this rocky ship of a show sailing off into the

foreign seas of the internet. We have your captain, myself Andrew. We have first mate Kaya. We've got

bus boy Jackson. And as you all know, the roughest toughest sailor to ever tumble the seven seas.

Mr. Kraken Swallower Charlie. And today we're going to get the sh**.

That's fucking lame. Why'd you give him the coolest one? He always gets the coolest one.

Because have you seen him? That fucking Kraken. Yeah. What might he beasts have you killed over the

seas, Jackson? The dishes has has head bus boy. Sh**. He's got a point. That's a really big job.

All right, you've been promoting the first game. What are you going to do if I stop doing my job?

He's got a good point. Kaya, you're out. Jackson is now first mate.

Okay. Kaya, you can be the guy in the crow's nest who if we hit a rock too hard, falls out and dies.

Doesn't seem to come. That's not good to you. Exactly.

So does anyone want to start us out? Well, you were the captain. I figured you'd not only steer

the ship, but steer the conversation in a good direction. Did you come with a topic?

See, I came with one, but I thought it'd be like a more mellow kind of cool down topic. I don't

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