144: With Noel Miller

The Official Podcast

Comedy

4.8 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 4 September 2019

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Five close man friends gather around to be a part of the 1%. This is the Official Podcast. Every Thursday. At 7pm EST. Or Every Wednesday at 7pm on audio. Links below. GET SIXTY DOLLARS OFF DELICIOUS HOME COOKED MEALS: visit https://www.BLUEAPRON.com/official PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/theofficialpodcast MERCH: https://teespring.com/stores/the-official-podcast Timestamps: 00:04:00 - Bagel Boss 00:11:45 - Moving to America 00:13:40 - Hurricane Dorian 00:17:20 - Geographical Rivalry 00:21:17 - Blue Apron 00:23:44 - Masturbatory Tales 00:33:40 - Celebs and Sex Tapes 00:37:27 - Epstein Stuff and Internet News 00:53:05 - Fortnite 00:59:50 - Noel's a Gamer! 01:08:00 - Discord and Riot 01:14:40 - Twitter Hackings Hosts: Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv Charlie: https://twitter.com/moistcr1tikal Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan Noel: https://twitter.com/thenoelmiller The Official Podcast: SubReddit: https://reddit.com/r/theofficialpodcast Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/m/Iv4af6j46ldkjja7vwnvljbyiw4?t=The_Official_Podcast Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5tZWdhcGhvbmUuZm0vVE9QNzc4NDYyNTk4MA%3D%3D Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/theofficialpodcast Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6TXzjtMTEopiGjIsCfvv6W iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/the-official-podcast/id1186089636 Music by: https://soundcloud.com/inst1nctive Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:58.4	That's not because we told them not to. We're pretty much known as the pussy and penis podcast. He
1:04.0	just doesn't want to because he was a reputation like that. No, oh, jeez man. You can't be doing that
1:09.9	too. You can't give us the reputation of the podcast that doesn't allow pussy and penis talk.
1:16.2	That really fuck us over. I just like to gag ball myself on other people's shows. That's all.
1:22.2	That'll be the best cast. Speaking of gag in ball though, you're a short man as well, right? No,
1:29.3	no, excuse me. Yeah, I'm about 5'8". You see, this may come as a surprise to you but I too am a
1:36.3	short man at I'm whopping 5'6". What do you think is the biggest struggle of being a short man in
1:41.6	today's society? Man, I didn't fuck completely fail for that. You've got a nice camera angle,
1:47.2	dude. I thought you were like 6'8". It's so sweet. It's also he's boosted to say it's stuff like that.
1:55.4	Yeah, I was just going to get a hold of it. His shoe soles are like 4 inches thick as well.
2:00.9	I mean, first of all, I'll say this. I should have known because if I think of any of us for
2:07.5	tall, we just be out fucking. We wouldn't be doing this. I hate to break it to you. We're the only
2:13.9	two short guys here right now. Oh, whatever. Andrew's a giant. Andrew's fucking massive.
2:20.0	Sometimes I have to lean down while we're recording the show so I can hear what you guys are saying.
2:30.2	That's why Andrew's always late and doing shit because he doesn't care. He's like,
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