143: Keeping up with the Joneses...or should that be the Smiths?

Planet Porky

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3.8 • 646 Ratings

🗓️ 27 October 2020

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones do battle once more as Planet Porky continues.

Today they discuss: whether the podcast really is a 'family show', Frank Bough, the interesting life of Bill Wyman, Mandy Smith, nuns at number one, David 'Wiggy' Wigg, Porky's unconventional search for Princess Michael of Kent, Amanda Platell, Liz Jones, James Purnell being kicked out of the BBC, the anniversary of Agincourt, ABBA, Heavy Metal Heather, Anna Wintour, Bill Nighy, the materialistic nature of magazines, Crocodile Dundee, Grenada vs. Granada, Porky's US town mix-up, why Lewis Hamilton is so unpopular in the UK, kids staying at home while they can't find employment, and what it must have been like to work at Abbey Road. Don't worry - public visitors are all welcome to Planet Porky.

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0:00.0	Okay, folks, you are listening to the latest episode, latest edition, latest chapter,
0:27.6	latest offering from life on planet Porky.
0:31.2	And it's a big welcome from me and a big welcome from Miss Jones.
0:36.1	Bonjourno, how are we doing?
0:37.9	Pretty well indeed. Thank you very much indeed.
0:40.1	I'm taking in by that fantastic. You just said bonjourno there. I know that's not French, but...
0:45.3	Well, it was kind of a mixture of French in Italian, wasn't it? It came out a bit wrong.
0:48.9	But you know, you know the sentiment is there.
0:51.2	Of course I do. Of course I do. And I'm watching Emily in Paris at the moment.
0:56.9	It's just so funny. Honestly, I think it's fantastic. I absolutely love it.
1:00.0	You know why French women are so skinny, don't you?
1:05.4	No. Well, it's all that shrugging they do. So, you know, all the,
1:12.6	but we, men, no, me, me, men, no. Every sort of little thing they utter is accompanied by a shrug of the shoulders.
1:14.7	And it's the reason they stay thin.
1:18.3	When I heard the syllable, I thought you were going to say it's all that shagging they do.
1:21.0	I thought it was going to be something else.
1:22.8	Yeah. That's all, yeah.
1:25.9	Anyway, so.
1:27.0	Family show.
1:30.6	I got a text from somebody last week saying,
1:32.8	stop saying it's a family show.
1:33.8	We've got the idea.
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