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144: A hard pill to swallow

Planet Porky

Planet Porky

Personal Journals, News, Society & Culture, News Commentary

3.8646 Ratings

🗓️ 30 October 2020

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Never mind finding water on the moon, it's time to find another episode of Planet Porky in your downloads. 

Today Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones discuss: potentially heading for a second lockdown, why the Norwegians retire early, Scandinavia, who might win the US election, whether JR Ewing may have brought down the Berlin Wall, Gary Numan, autumn, why you are as seasonal as the weather, John Cleese, Oxbridge, the Kardashians taking a huge holiday, Denny Laine, birthdays for the Le Bons, Mick Jagger's proclivity for other people's partners, Barbra Streisand, plastic surgery, and constantly living in fear. There's nothing to scare you here though on Halloween, it's the perfect treat - it's Planet Porky.  

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Okay, folks, welcome to the latest episode of life on planet Porky.

0:28.0

Yes, trying to keep you in touch with what happens, not in the real world, but in the world of the planet.

0:34.0

And where the planet B, of course, without its most famous resident,

0:44.5

Ms. Leslie Ann Jones, rock chick writer extraordinaire. Leslie Ann, good morning to you. I was passing down a high street the other day, nipped into waterstones. Lo and behold,

0:49.7

there on the shelf in the new and bestseller section was the book about John Lennon.

0:56.8

Oh, I'm so glad to hear it. I'm loving all the photos that people are sending me from their

1:01.2

local waterstones showing, you know, strategic position. And if it isn't, they pull it to the

1:06.7

front, which is so sweet. Exactly. I know. And that's, you know, that might sound like a dirty dog

1:12.5

trick, but it's not. It's just a battle to get your book to the imagination and to the eye of

1:19.3

the reader. How's it going anyway? The sales are really well. Yeah, superb. The publisher

1:24.8

are very pleased. The foreign editions are rolling out now.

1:28.6

So I think Italian, Croatian, Hungarian all came this week and Polish next week.

1:35.2

The American edition on the 1st of December.

1:38.2

So I'm doing US interviews at the moment, which is good fun.

1:41.6

Yes, it is.

1:42.4

Of course, it's great fun.

1:43.1

Now, I understand also that, never mind writing about rock stars, you were doing a bit of

1:48.0

sort of rock and roll yourself last night, weren't you?

1:51.0

Well, I was in the audience where, you might say, because we have no venues open right now.

1:56.0

Well, my son, who's a musical theatre graduate, managed to swing a gig at the Palmerston in East Dulwich, close to where we live.

2:05.0

And he and his friend, Billy Roberts from school, who's a bit of a whiz on the keys, did a fantastic sort of jazz-based gig in the pub.

2:13.7

It was a dinner gig.

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