143: Gone Fishin'

lemonparty

ben avery

Comedy, Arts

4.8 • 965 Ratings

🗓️ 22 July 2025

⏱️ 93 minutes

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0:00.0	Hey, buddy.
0:05.0	God, I hate that shirt.
0:07.0	Why don't you take a seat? Sit down.
0:10.0	Okay.
0:15.0	Me and Devin, we wanted to say a couple things.
0:18.0	It's kind of like an intervention.
0:23.8	So just wait till the end.
0:27.8	And don't take any of this personally because it comes from a place of love.
0:35.0	But me and Devin have decided you're really bad on the show.
0:39.1	And we're going to take all the Patreon money from now on.
0:40.4	Right?
0:43.4	Exactly. That's exactly it.
0:45.3	Okay.
0:49.3	Listen, um, you don't need to go back home.
0:51.8	Uh, Katie doesn't want to see you anymore.
1:13.2	Me and Devin, we've got it. The kids are taken care of. You're going to have to find your own place. I don't know what money you're going to use, but you'll figure it out. And your kids, you're never going to see them again, but they'll be okay. Your kids are taken care of. I don't want you to worry about that aspect at all. We're a family here. Your little boy, he's fine.
1:16.3	I got him in a room.
1:17.8	What kind of room is it?
1:19.0	Is it a good room?
1:19.8	At the end of the day, he'll be fine.
1:22.3	I think it'll be good for him.
1:23.4	No skin cancer.
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