142: Lib Cities

lemonparty

ben avery

Comedy, Arts

4.8 • 965 Ratings

🗓️ 15 July 2025

⏱️ 97 minutes

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0:00.0	YAH!
0:02.0	JOO!
0:07.0	H-h-h-h-k!
0:10.0	H-k!
0:13.0	Two!
0:15.0	Two!
0:16.0	Jik!
0:18.0	Chik!
0:19.0	G-k! Hello? Yo! Doo. Dik! Dik!
0:23.6	Hello?
0:28.9	Yo, I'm just calling to see if you booked our plane tickets for the Seattle shows.
0:30.5	Yeah, I got the tickets.
0:35.9	We land in Seattle Wednesday, drive over to Portland, and then down to San Francisco.
0:36.5	Okay.
0:37.5	Why are we going to these cities?
0:39.9	Why did Jason insist we go to these Lib cities?
0:43.3	It's stupid.
0:43.9	He's just throwing a hissy fit because we did all the Texas shows, which, you know, he didn't want to do in the first place, but...
0:52.1	I feel like he thinks, like, you know,
0:56.3	he's gonna, like, take over Portland and, like, start some sort of
0:58.8	brisket taco shop and marry
1:02.1	a dyke.
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