144: The Perfect Jean

lemonparty

ben avery

Comedy, Arts

4.8 • 965 Ratings

🗓️ 29 July 2025

⏱️ 70 minutes

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0:00.0	I'm chill, chicken, one, chicken, wha, chicken, whews.
0:09.0	Chicken, one, chicken, chicken, wheeze.
0:12.0	Oh, wow, chiel, chicken, one, chiquin.
0:15.0	Yeah, you like my outfit, don't even make the deal.
0:18.0	I thought you said you had your girl I'm on the light meal
0:21.4	Always in my face
0:23.0	Talking listening
0:24.3	Girl I end up
0:25.8	Yeah
0:28.1	They were like shutting
0:29.5	They were like cleaning the kitchen
0:30.5	Was I eating it like a complete
0:31.9	Yes
0:32.4	Oh yeah yeah yeah
0:33.3	You turned the burger sideways
0:34.8	Somehow
0:35.3	I have no memory of this.
0:38.7	That's a scary,
0:40.1	scary thing in life.
0:42.0	Scary thing to not remember.
0:44.0	Anyone could have done anything to me last night.
0:45.6	And we did?
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