4.8 • 618 Ratings
🗓️ 31 March 2020
⏱️ 90 minutes
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0:00.0 | What's going on, Beeshes? Welcome to episode 14-Hundo and 25 of the Sleys. Thank you so much for being here. It's your boy, Papa, Swole. Welcome to the Daily Swole, you little fuck nugget. I love you. I love you. Well, that's why this podcast had the little E. It had the little explicit because I say all the naughty words. I do. I do. So earmuffs, you sensitive little snowflakes. I'm just |
0:23.6 | fucking with you. Kind of. What's going on, fam? Welcome to 1425. It's Tuesday. It's a Tuesday afternoon. |
0:30.4 | And at the time of this recording, we're still under quarantine, lockdown, stay at home, stay away from other people. |
0:36.4 | Which is no problem because most people suck. Anyway, most people suck. Let's not pretend like this is a bad thing. Most people suck. We don't want to spend time or be around most people anyway. Even when we go to crowded places, most of the people there, we don't want to get near. Most of the people there, we don't want to, we don't want there. We wish weren't |
0:54.5 | there. So I'm struggling to see what the actual problem is, aside from the death and people |
1:00.8 | that are actually getting sick and dealing with this. I mean, I don't want anyone to have |
1:04.5 | issues. But aside from that, this social distancing thing is pretty fucking sweet. I must say, |
1:10.0 | I must say, let's look at the positive |
1:11.5 | side of staying the fuck away from gibronies. You know what I mean? I mean, there's so many garronies in this world. And really, anyone that's outside right now is one of those fucking gibronies because you should not be outside right now. You should be trying to help flatten the curve. You motherfuckers, please stay off the beaches. Come on, Florida, |
1:28.0 | people. Yo, come on, mayors, governor. Please, please get people off the fucking beaches, |
1:33.7 | all of them. Why are there still people on the beaches in Florida? What the fuck is going on? |
1:39.5 | It just goes to show exactly what we're talking about the other day on the podcast that |
1:43.1 | Florida is the stupid estate in the country. There's no fucking, there's no, no one holds a torch to Florida. Anyway, |
1:49.9 | I hope you are enjoying the podcast. I hope you're staying safe and I hope you are, you know, |
1:53.9 | doing right by yourself. You're focusing on your health, your nutrition. Remember the things |
1:58.2 | that you can control. Today's YouTube video on this one Norma's channel is literally about that. All the fucking bitches and the whiny fucking cunts that say that they're bored during this pandemic. |
2:09.6 | Oh, you're bored. Oh, my God. Oh my God. How sad for you that you're fucking bored. |
2:15.6 | If you're bored, you have no ambition. If you're bored, you have no ambition. |
2:19.9 | If you're bored, you have no interests. |
2:22.2 | If you're bored, there's nothing that you can do. |
2:25.1 | There's nothing that you want to do considering you have access to the internet. |
2:29.5 | Like you have everything that you can do. |
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