141: The Chad Circlejerk

The Official Podcast

Comedy

4.8 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 14 August 2019

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Four close man friends gather around to be cornerless. This is the Official Podcast. Every Thursday. At 7pm EST. Or Every Wednesday at 7pm on audio. Links below. GET $75 OFF STRAIGHTER, BRIGHTER TEETH IN JUST SIX MONTHS: use code OP at https://www.candidco.com/OP GET THE FREE WEB EXTENSION THAT SAVES YOU MONEY AT CHECKOUTS: visit https://www.joinhoney.com/official GET $100 OF FREE DELIVERY CREDIT ON POSTMATES FOR YOUR FIRST SEVEN DAYS: download POSTMATES and use code OFFICIAL (available for iOS and Android) PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/theofficialpodcast MERCH: https://teespring.com/stores/the-official-podcast Topics: 00:01:25 - Animal Abusers 00:02:02 - Walmart taking protective measures 00:08:30 - Animal Abusers(Cont.) 00:21:40 - Candid *Ad* 00:24:15 - Streaming Talk and Business Ideas 00:39:55 - Honey *Ad* 00:42:30 - Hentai Fetishes and Chad Bonding 00:54:16 - Postmates *Ad* 00:56:46 - Call of Duty 01:02:00 - No Corners Corner 01:06:35 - Recycling Hosts: Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv Charlie: https://twitter.com/moistcr1tikal Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan The Official Podcast: SubReddit: https://reddit.com/r/theofficialpodcast Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/m/Iv4af6j46ldkjja7vwnvljbyiw4?t=The_Official_Podcast Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5tZWdhcGhvbmUuZm0vVE9QNzc4NDYyNTk4MA%3D%3D Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/theofficialpodcast Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6TXzjtMTEopiGjIsCfvv6W iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/the-official-podcast/id1186089636 Music by: https://soundcloud.com/inst1nctive Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:35.7	Hello everyone, welcome to this week's episode of the official podcast. This is a special
0:41.3	circular episode of the official podcast. That's right, there's no corners up in this bitch.
0:46.0	We've got Jackson, Andrew, Charlie and Kaya already to give you a Cornelist version of the
0:52.4	official podcast. Making such a big deal of this idea. I just thought it was a lovely deal out of it.
0:59.8	Our first corner is the gaming corner. You guys already forgot the fucking idea. We had last episode.
1:06.8	Look, we got a panel. Wait, what happened last episode? We agreed we had to pander to the gamers to
1:11.8	take the number one spot in the gaming category. So there's no pandering. We are real gamers talking
1:19.2	about the real issues. Yeah, let's take it from the top. Agnatural. Hi, we're here. I know no gaming.
1:26.5	I'm gonna go fuck that shit. I'm ready to get lit in the jeans. Hey, hello, how low default dance
1:35.0	loot box. I sure love them. Please purchase. Okay, we need V bucks in the comments. Yeah,
1:42.5	upvote to get that hilarious Roblox oof sound. Okay, this isn't going to work. So do it.
1:49.2	Yeah, I don't know what to do. Let's talk about that fucking lady beating your dog. That's not
1:55.1	the true gamer moment. That's a fun topic. That's what gamers actually. Let's start it out right.
2:01.3	Let's get ahead. Technically, she is. Is she a gamer? Does she stream games? No, she was a makeup story.
2:07.4	She was playing the epic game on the switch of beat my dog. What do you think? You know,
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