Hello there, dear readers. It's me, Gav, you know, from the regular features podcast. How are you doing?

Yes, that's really good. I'm going to try and stop doing my sexy radio voice to tell you that this is a very special episode.

It's the regular features, best of the live show episodes.

Basically, we're very busy putting the finishing touches to what will be our amazing summer show,

which we're not ready to announce yet, but when we do,

Who, boy, are you going to lose your shit? But because we're very busy and because we've been

on holidays and because Log has been nursing, whatever's happened to his asshole, we didn't have

time to record a podcast this week. So we thought we'd remind everyone how amazing we are doing live

podcasts, except for that one

that we conveniently lost when we did one life left, the Christmas one.

And it was probably like one of the worst experiences of my life, I think.

And I've had some fucking bad experiences, let me tell you.

So until we're ready to announce what will be our amazing summer extravaganza, have a listen

to four amazing features from four different live show.

So the first one we're going to kick off with our second live show that we ever did,

and it's Matt's spooky Christmas tale,

which, unsurprisingly, ends with something Battenberg-related,

which he started in the very first live one that we did.

Regular features, regular features,

what is the feature coming next?

I'd like to see.

Well,

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