141: Three Guys Chatting

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 28 May 2015

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

The Regular Features team are getting ready to go on holiday this week! Except for Log, who's writing this description now, knowing that his friends are going to live on a fucking yacht for a few days, while he sits in his own pub, a prisoner of all the booze he's chosen to surround himself with. Why not drink the booze, Log? Just drink it all and have a holiday *in your head*! This episode Includes some OK Cupid and barring of customers

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0:00.0	Features, regular features, rega features, rega features, rega features, rega features, rega features, regular features, regular features.
0:12.0	Regular features, regular features, regular features, regular.
0:16.0	The features regular. I don't know if that works
0:22.2	Hello and welcome to the regular features show
0:26.0	What episode is it?
0:29.0	Fuck
0:29.5	Under 41?
0:30.7	141, that's great!
0:31.9	You win!
0:32.7	You win the whole episode, I'm going home.
0:34.5	Bye!
0:35.2	You can't go home, log long because we're going on holiday
0:37.7	which means you are responsible for keeping the podcast wrath afloat. I'm custodian of
0:43.6	the microphone am I while you jolly about the globe. Don't stick up your ass.
0:49.2	That's the first place it's going by the time you get back in the precious few places
0:53.4	and dimensions it won't have been. We've Gavin, we've already discussed this. The only safe place for the ceremonial microphone made of solid gold is up of Log's ass. Just I hope no one tickles me because I clenched like a bastard when I'm being tickled. Is it fixed now? Could it go up without causing you serious damage?
1:13.6	I don't know. I've not tried putting anything.
1:23.5	Well, the closest thing I've got to exploring my new area is when I dab with a bit of toilet paper, normally a wet wipe, I gently finger up a little bit.
1:28.1	And yeah, and that generally is rewarded with a brown wet wipe.
1:32.9	And for those of you who find this to be the first episode of regular features you ever listen to,
1:36.8	Logue recently had some surgery on his ass area.
1:41.8	I'll tell you what, I have got one a resilient down below reverse zone.
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