141.5 Best of Vol. 5: The Nasty Hits

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.9 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 8 July 2014

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Bonus: Best of Vol. 5: The Nasty Hits - All the way from shitting robots to smegma cheese shops and beyond! It's the bonus best of improv4humans with Matt Besser aka the nasty hits featuring Ian Roberts, Lauren Lapkus, Joe Wengert, Tim Meadows, Charlie Sanders, Betsy Sodaro, John Gemberling, Stephanie Allynne, Dan Lippert, Mookie Blaiklock, Dan Klein, Paul Rust, Neil Campbell, Seth Morris, Chris Gethard, Owen Burke, Mary Holland, and Erin Whitehead. Warning: Things will get dirty fast. Make sure to get the UCB Comedy Improv Manual , Matt Besser’s new comedy album at mattbesser.com , and Dragoon’s new album at dragoongalaxy.bandcamp.com !

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0:00.0	bonus episode best of improv for humans volume 5 then our state hits
0:14.9	Live at our fest featuring Ian Roberts Lauren Lacas and Joe
0:21.4	How many people here have put lipstick? I'm going to open it up to on your stomach
0:30.2	I'm going to take away hand drawing eyes on your balls
0:41.6	What's your guess?
0:43.6	Drawing eyes on your balls?
0:45.2	Why?
0:45.5	I think it looks like you're going to eye other balls
0:48.3	And in your upside down you didn't
0:50.2	I'm going to take some notes
0:52.4	I'm going with literally zero
0:54.8	I'm going with no people have done that
0:59.7	I bet two people
1:01.1	And they're married
1:04.6	Anybody who here has put anything on your balls to represent eyes
1:10.3	Okay, who has made your balls into eyes?
1:14.0	Metaphorically
1:16.3	Bullshit
1:18.3	Yeah, seeing there's not going to be an eye-dance
1:22.7	It's disgusting, sir
1:25.5	You actually have to leave the square space ballroom
1:30.9	My daughter can't legally be at the show anymore
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