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🗓️ 3 July 2014
⏱️ 77 minutes
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0:00.0 | This episode was sponsored by Cards Against Humanity. They asked us not to read an ad. Well, enjoy the show. |
0:30.0 | David Anthony says curling. That isn't the David Anthony. I know is it. Is that the comedian David Anthony? |
0:37.0 | No, he lives in Chicago. Okay. Yeah, different. He's the walking or web producer. All right. Go ahead. He said what curling? Okay. That's the sport where he's |
0:48.6 | brooms. Yeah, he'd up to it in front of the. Are you heating up the ice? Are you in front of your pocket? Are you taking away friction? Yeah, that's right. Yeah, you're taking away friction. Yeah. It's supposed to be like, yeah, it's more of a tactical thing about placing the, I don't know, I was just heard some like MPR interview about curling. My cousin here. Competitive Curler. Other you're curling. Yeah. I just I don't I mean, I met him like twice at like family reunions when I was in K. |
1:18.6 | I did, but he's, you know, I've seen him on Twitter and he is like on one of the top curling teams in Canada. And so I'll see updates about like whatever he's competing in the silver broom. |
1:33.6 | What does he look like? Go team epping. What does he look like? Does he look athletic? I haven't seen him in so long. I've been memory. I know he was, yeah, he was athletic. You know, as a youth. I haven't seen him in six months. |
1:47.6 | He's been a little shocked. Happy Thanksgiving. So buddy, I've seen you since you were this high. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Look at you. I saw you out on the back porch sweeping leaves off for your mom. Yeah, mom wants me to do chores. Keep the porch clean. Let me look at those wrists. Okay. Hold these for a second. These are nice, strong wrists. You want to ever tell you that? No, it's never come. |
2:16.6 | Let me tell you a little, Sean, you had nice form out there on the back porch. You were really flicking those leaves. A lot of people take some a couple of sweeps to get the leaves off the porch. I was noticing you're one sweep dude. |
2:31.6 | Well, yeah, I try to, I try to estimate the angles and then just maximize the efficiency of my sweep motion. Nice. So you're already working with angles. I guess I don't know. I'm just sweeping. Let me see your technique. |
2:45.6 | How do you grip it? Regular Western grip. Yeah, let me get behind you. Yeah, there you go. Oh, wow. See, I'm gripping it. Let me put my hands on your seat. |
2:57.6 | See if you do it like that and put the hands next to each other, you get a good, right? Get us some good English like this. Oh, wow. There you go. Interlock it now. Swing. Yeah, let me guide you. There you go. There you go. |
3:10.6 | Fallen to my, fallen to my rhythm. Uh huh. Yeah. There you go. Okay. Okay. So a lot of it comes from the core from the hip. You're getting it, man. Matt, who'd you bring to curling practice? That's my little cousin. |
3:24.6 | Huh. What's this kid? What's his kid? Like 16 years old? Come on. This is a serious car. Nice. There's a man sport. He's got technique. We got to grip a broom and remove friction. That's man stuff. |
3:35.6 | We don't need no 16 year old kid coming in here telling us men how to curl guys. I saw this guy going flicking leaves. Like I haven't seen since 99. Let me see your wrists. Here. One flicking leaves. One flick leaves. |
3:51.6 | These are these wrist. They look like the rest of it. Ron. He could one flick a leaf. And now he's the greatest curling player in history as we all know. Ron. |
3:58.6 | Paul. He'll man. Ron. Paul. These are some, these are some great wrists. You must hear that all the time. I just had heard it the once just recently from my uncle and then or my cousin. Yeah. They're, they're strong and they're firm, but no calluses. Sean. You really, you really could take these wrist to the next level with proper guidance. Hey, you |
4:19.2 | track some dirt in here. Why don't you sweep it up? Sorry about that. No, not that broom. Not that one of these. A curling broom. That's |
4:28.6 | Pauliell's bro. Whoa. That's for feels. God. I can't even pick it up. It's, it's glowing in my hand. Look at him. He's just picking it up. He's just picked it up. And now, now, |
4:40.5 | we're going to be as big as those big up that roots. It feels like the brooms moving me. Let it guide you, son. Let it guide you. |
4:49.4 | He's doing. I'm sweeping. Oh my God. Sweeping. There's no look at him. What a freaking that dirt. Oh my God. There's not a bit of friction where that dirt was. |
5:00.1 | Whoa. We cut to a montage of this guy drinking martinis and a chicks on every arm of multi ethnicities, doing lines of coke, |
5:13.7 | driving around in a convertible thumb and Louis style. We son rooft down. Hey, paleo. |
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