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Alive at the Blue Whale Festival in Tulsa

I play a pinball as a kid. I played a lot of pinball because I'm a

Big Wizard nerd and I'm afraid of everything and that was true when I was a kid and when we would go to like amusement parks

Or like the boardwalk but there was rides. I was just like can I have corners where I can stay on the ground where it's safe

And so I did a lot of pinball and arcade and games instead of roller coasters

I only went on my first roller coaster like four years ago. I feel like I'm bumming every

Well, you just told them because your parents are both decapitated on roller coaster when you were young. Yeah, that's

We cut to a roller coaster. All right next

Got to be at least this tall next

Does that seem a little bit short for the requirements?

You think people should have to be taller than five four?

Yeah, I think people should have to be about

You know six foot six to ride on here, mate. What six foot six. No, are for real

That would just be

Thunder in this state basically

What are you talking about?

Sir don't you got in line? Don't you want to get on the roller coaster? Come on, mister

Because my whole family's watching me, but will you just go over there and tell them that I wrote on the ride

Tell them yeah, or just let me hang out with you here and then after it gets off I'll go oh wow

How fun that was so fun

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