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14 - Are You There God? I'm Itchy

Kump

Ray Kump

Comedy

4.8548 Ratings

🗓️ 14 April 2019

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Ray mounts a case against intelligent design, introduces a new biblical super hero, and questions the motives of both the people attacking Julian Assange and the people defending the black hole picture.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello, welcome for the show. I am back from the closet and I share with Lucy.

0:24.5

This time I'm ended in the chair, though, so I don't feel cramped up.

0:29.7

Really upgrading my life here.

0:31.5

I feel like I'm gonna fucking just like Katie beers.

0:35.4

Well, I don't want to minimize Katie beers.

0:36.9

That just feels bad. But that was the story from our childhood, my childhood in Long Island,

0:42.3

where a girl was kidnapped from an arcade.

0:46.4

She was actually, here's the thing.

0:48.6

She didn't actually get to the arcade, but I was supposed to go with that arcade Spaceplex the same day.

0:56.0

That I wasn't allowed to go because because oh, Katie Beers has been kidnapped

0:57.8

but it turns out her

0:59.2

family friend or whatever, John Spizito

1:02.1

had just taken her into

1:03.8

a little dungeon he made her

1:06.0

behind his like house

1:07.5

and uh, you know, I guess he abused

1:10.1

her back there and uh but i wasn't allowed to go

1:13.2

but they never actually went to the spaceplex and i'm not sitting here whining like oh

1:16.7

blaming katie beers for or johns bazito even because i couldn't go in the gravitron because

1:21.5

they had a crack and gravitron inside it was a good arcade. Sorry,

1:27.8

didn't she get to go. Hopefully she got to go with some of the other point.

1:31.8

Probably brought back memory. She probably wouldn't want to.

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