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15 - The Passion of the Kump

Kump

Ray Kump

Comedy

4.8548 Ratings

🗓️ 21 April 2019

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

In a special Easter episode, Ray takes a deep dive into the final days of Jesus Christ, and also contemplates extorting Julian Assange. 

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello, welcome to the show.

0:20.9

It's Easter.

0:22.4

So happy Easter.

0:24.2

This is always a big time of my life.

0:27.8

I was raised to love Jesus.

0:30.5

So Easter was always a big deal.

0:32.7

We got to watch him die.

0:34.6

And then he comes back over and over.

0:41.1

It was a great time as a kid um i spent a lot of time because we were i think we're off from school easter week we were yeah

0:46.1

so we would just get to fucking stay home but instead of like playing video games they used to like

0:50.7

go to church a lot that week i remember being his pomp Sunday then we'd be there for

0:55.2

during the week

0:56.4

just to help set up

0:57.7

for the fucking great

0:58.9

holy Thursday mass

1:00.1

where Jesus gets led down

1:02.1

and betrayed

1:02.8

and then

1:03.8

uh

1:04.4

his Eucharist is taken

1:06.0

into the cafeteria

1:07.0

um from the tabernacle

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