139: Urinals Against Humanity

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2015

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

There's a bit in this episode where we fold ourselves through a couple of the higher dimensions of irony, sarcasm and self-awareness to form an obscene podcast tesseract in which it could be mistakenly conceived that we are being hugely offensive for no reason. I believe, however, that we're attempting to make a larger point about the feckless deployment of offensive language as a substitute for thoughtful comedy. We also explore the commuting of an author's moral responsibility to an unwitting speaker, through the forced, verbatim recital of said author's offensive speech, you know, just while we're at it. BASICALLY WE'RE NOT HATEFUL YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE US.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to episode 139 of the regular features podcast.
0:05.8	The podcast that's all about you, the readers.
0:08.6	So welcome.
0:09.3	Why not walk right on in and just start smashing things up?
0:12.6	Walk in like you freaking own the place.
0:15.5	Please, madam, look at these vases and destroy them at your will.
0:18.8	She's like a bull in a china shop, that one.
0:21.5	Chino shop.
0:22.5	Well, that's, yeah, I was, I realized I was saying a cliche out. There's anything where, well, you say a cliche, you have to put on a funny voice. He's a bull in a chino shop. Oh, actually, there you go. Yeah, yeah, well, what would a bull do in the chino shop? Try on, try on some trousers. a nice pair.
0:36.3	Yeah.
0:36.7	Complain about how he's put on weight since the last time he went into a chino shop.
0:40.4	Yeah.
0:40.9	I'm sure how he's put on weight since the last time he went into a chino shop. Yeah. I'm sure these should fit. He'd say. Complain about all the trendy new fits. Oh, what? Carrot legs. I don't have carrot legs. I've got bull legs. Is that a thing? Is that a new thing? Carrot legs. That's an old thing. Is it? Yeah. Topman used to do carrot. Really?
0:57.5	Where he got really... Is that a thing? Is that a new thing? Carrot legs. That's an old thing.
0:54.4	Is it?
0:55.0	Yeah.
0:55.6	Top man used to do carrot.
0:57.1	Really?
0:57.5	Where you've got really fat thighs and tiny feet.
1:00.2	Yeah.
1:00.8	Yeah.
1:01.2	Why not?
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