138: Richard Burton's Urban Shit Farm

Regular Features

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4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2015

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

Gav finds some tips on being awesome from Richard Burton and Log does about 3 features. Steve's throat is sore so send him your get well wishes by doing a kiss into the air and blowing it out a window or something.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to episode 138 of regular features. Sitting on my left is a poorly boo-boo of a man. Introduce yourself. Hi, I, Roy. He's talking about me. My glands are swollen. Why are they swollen? What you've been using them for? I don't know. Sucking dick, no doubt. Sitting, sucking, sucking, Shocking, stumping.
0:21.6	It's very aggressive, guy. Yeah, I don't know, I don't know. Like, sucking dick's a bad thing. It's not, it's amazing. It's not, it's amazing. You definitely shouldn't. And if you're really good at it, you should do it all the time. But when your neck actually gets clogged up with Spunk, It's time to stop and have a little swallow, Steve.
0:36.6	Swallowing is painful.
0:38.6	Are you saving it up for like winter like a hamster that's actually fucking the most disgusting knowing I've got pouches full of stairs semen all up inside your glands on December 7 then it's punch one side of my neck. It just trickles out your nose.
0:55.7	There's a crusty film that once you pierce that
0:58.1	it just a fresh lapping gush wallows around in the end.
1:02.1	Jesus.
1:03.0	How did this happen?
1:04.5	It's like 30 seconds we've been recording for.
1:07.0	It's quite an intense spunk fantasy.
1:09.6	Jesus Christ.
1:10.6	Join me on an intense spunk fantasy. Jesus Christ. Join me on an intense spunk fantasy.
1:13.8	At six flags.
1:17.2	Potion ecstasy.
1:19.3	Potient ecstasy.
1:21.3	Potion ecstasy.
1:22.8	Knocks in potion ecstasy.
1:24.7	Allow me to do my feature, which begins with a recap from a feature from an episode,
1:31.5	102 episodes ago.
1:34.1	Did I say the word episode in that sense?
1:35.9	I don't think I did.
1:37.3	Hundreds of two episodes ago?
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