#132: Happy New Year...we made it
Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 680 Ratings
🗓️ 2 January 2016
⏱️ 36 minutes
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Summary
2-There’s been a militia sighting, I think
3-Trump wins. Its liar award but he wins and that’s what counts
4-Black lives don’t matter
5-Cosby Arrested
6-Sneaker bandit and other internet adventures
7-I’m betting FanDuel and Draft Kings wont be around long
8-Hoverboards melt down
9-RIP Meadowlark Lemon Sweet Georgia Brown
10-See you at Sea
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, happy new year. |
| 0:09.9 | This is Alonzo Bowden, and I want to welcome you to episode 132 of my podcast, Who's Paying Attention. |
| 0:17.8 | That's Who's Paying Attention? |
| 0:20.0 | I am, and you know something? I guess I should |
| 0:23.2 | call this Who's Paying Attention episode 132.2.0 because I actually recorded this whole podcast earlier |
| 0:31.0 | today and my garage band app on my Mac just decided to disappear and it was gone. |
| 0:39.7 | So I'm recording the podcast again. |
| 0:42.3 | Now, it's interesting because there's been sort of a news story since I did the podcast |
| 0:48.0 | this afternoon. |
| 0:49.3 | By the way, it is two Saturday, January 2nd. |
| 0:53.8 | Again, happy New Year. |
| 0:56.3 | Okay, we made it through the holidays. |
| 0:58.3 | Whatever you celebrate, Hanukkah, Christmas, Kwanza, I hope you got what you wanted. |
| 1:04.2 | I hope you saw the family or didn't see the family, whichever way you wanted that to go. |
| 1:09.7 | I hope you ate too much or didn't eat too much, whichever way you wanted that to go. I hope you ate too much or didn't eat too much, |
| 1:12.3 | whichever way you wanted that to go. And I hope you had a happy new year. And here we are. Look, |
| 1:17.3 | it's 2016. Now, you know we weren't supposed to make it this far. You remember back in 2012 |
| 1:23.3 | when a great patriots like Ted Nugent and Rush Limbaugh said once Obama's re-elected, |
| 1:31.2 | the country's never going to make it. |
| 1:32.7 | World War III, ISIS, Al-Qaeda, whatever the hell was going to end. |
| 1:38.1 | It was all going to be over. |
| 1:39.6 | Instead, we have gas at $2 a gallon in most of the country. |
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