#131: Grand Canyon? Where are you?

Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Politics, News

4.7 • 680 Ratings

🗓️ 16 December 2015

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Summary

1-A mass shooting by any other name
2-Gins don’t kill Toasters don’t toast
3-Republican debate WW3 wins
4-Save the starving horse owners
5-Obama IQ not 102 but maybe it should be
6-Where’d I put that damn Grand Canyon

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0:00.0	Hi, this is Alonzo Bowden and welcome to episode 131 of my podcast.
0:11.7	Who's paying attention?
0:13.1	This may be the year-end episode.
0:15.5	I'm not sure if the producers will be in the office over the holidays.
0:20.5	So if this is it, well, then Merry Christmas.
0:24.3	Hope you had a happy Hanukkah, happy Kwanza, and I wish you all the best.
0:29.0	And since it's the year end episode, I get a lot of stories.
0:34.9	One of the apps I use to find stories is called Flipboard.
0:40.2	And it's sort of a news compilation.
0:44.4	Some stories or some feeds I follow and I add to them.
0:49.6	And in other stories, it just pops up.
0:51.8	But anyway, they sent out a year-in-review email.
0:57.3	I just want to say that I clicked on it and opened it up.
1:02.3	And the first page, a year-in-review, and I'm sorry, I'm laughing about this.
1:06.7	It's really comically sad.
1:10.0	The first page is all shootings, mass shootings.
1:13.5	The Paris attacks, the shootings in San Bernardino,
1:17.8	Charlie Hebdo shooting in Paris,
1:20.6	the Charleston shooting.
1:22.3	That's the first page.
1:23.6	Those are the mass shootings.
1:25.0	Then you flip over to the next page,
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