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Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

#133: The Erotic Militia

Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Politics, News

4.7680 Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2016

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Summary

1- Executive order is not martial law
2- The erotic militia
3- Constitution on/off switch
4- Natural born like Jesus intended
5- Luminosity not that smart
6- Powerball: hookers and cocaine like Jesus intended

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, this is Alonzo Bowden, and I want to welcome you to episode 133 of my podcast,

0:12.2

Who's Paying Attention?

0:13.6

I am recording from Bermuda and normally beautiful, still somewhat beautiful.

0:19.0

It is windy.

0:20.4

When you're having the argument of which is more powerful, storm force winds or gale

0:25.9

force winds, there's a wind problem.

0:28.7

But it's been a good week.

0:30.5

I'm here with Just for Laughs.

0:31.8

The shows have been going great.

0:33.5

And let's get into it.

0:35.5

First of all, my trip down here, I had a new experience, and I've been

0:39.4

flying so much for so long. The idea of a new experience with an airline caught me totally

0:46.2

off guard. American Airlines downgraded me from business to coach. Yeah, I've been upgraded

0:53.1

before. I've heard of upgrades. I never even

0:56.5

heard of downgrades. Now, here's what happened. I paid for a business class seat because I was

1:02.7

flying on business. Well, I got my seat from L.A. to Miami, and I didn't get a seat from Miami to

1:10.0

Bermuda. So when I landed in Miami and went to check in for the Miami to Bermuda leg of the flight,

1:16.8

they said, oh, we're sorry, we oversold the business class seats so you don't get one.

1:23.3

That, that only airlines can do that.

1:25.9

Okay, first of all, only airlines can say they oversold something.

1:29.6

You know what that is? That's a con. You can't sell something you don't have. Take someone's money and then say, well, we oversold it.

1:38.2

You know, those guys in New York who were selling the Brooklyn Bridge, to their credit said man we oversold bridges we had the

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