Yeah, there's a dad friend of mine.

There's a dad friend of mine. There's a lot of, like, Russian... Let's start here. Okay. What is dad, friend? Time stamp. My timestamp, okay. His dad friend of mine lives in the neighborhood, and he is a lot of, like, a Russian, like, brothels around here in this Hamburg. Because, you know, it's a pretty... Once you go west, for sure, it's a pretty once you go west for sure it's a

pretty wealthy neighborhood so it's like there's a lot of you know like lonely horny dads you know

in these unfuckable east upriside wives and we're live of the comic strip so uh so you know are

a lot of fuckable dads yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah we dad a lot of dilfs but tell me you know you see a lot of fuckable dads? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A lot of dilfs. You know, you see a lot of fuckable dads in a...

Where? Holy shit. Go ahead. In California, when I used to live at a... I used to live near Santa Monica, so you go to these parks. They have nice kids parks in Santa Monica. Sure, sure. And there's all these like dads, like hot dads went with them with the fucking skinny jeans.

Yeah, right, right.

And you're like, he's still, like hot dads went with them with the fucking skinny jeans.

Yeah, right, right.

And you're like, he's still, he's trying to look too cool, but he's still fuckable. You know what I mean? Come here, Asher. Hey, Asher. He's in shape and he's wearing a skinny jeans, but it still makes you fucking want to kill him, you know. So my son Hudson. Hudson, come over here.

True and Mighty. That's true and that's mighty.

Right. I know a comics and come over here. True and mighty.

That's true and that's mighty.

Right.

I know a comics, these kids are named True and Mighty. Do you white guy? Yeah. What an asshole. Thank you. I also think when you hit 50, there's a lot hotter 50 year old guys and there are 50 year old women. I mean, by the way, our guest today is Wendy Starling.

Hello, Wendy.

I don't know if I should wait to be introduced.

Hi, thank you.

Hi, Wendy.

Thank you for coming.

Well, no, by the way, our guest day is Wendy Starling. Hello, Wendy. I didn't know if I should wait to be introduced. Hi, thank you. I'm very rude. Well, no, dudes get way hotter. Dudes continue to get hotter as they get older. And women, I mean... I'm amazing. You really are. You're going reverse an age. I'm 37. I look terrible. If you knew how old I was, you'd be like, I can't even believe it. I look at myself, I'm like, I'm so fucking hot.

He's 25, 25 years old. It's almost like, I'm better looking than fucking Paul Newman. I might start my own salad dressing line. You might as well. All right. What did you say, mozzarella? Mooselle. I say you, mozzarella? Well, it's good.

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