132 - Up in the Air w/ Alia Janine
Misery Loves Company
Kevin Brennan
4.1 • 608 Ratings
🗓️ 14 February 2019
⏱️ 86 minutes
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Alia Janine joins us this week at Comic Strip Live. We talk about penile rejuvenation, what Atlantic City hookers are "probably like" and why women are the reason Amazon isn't coming to Queens. Follow us on Twitter @kevinbrennan666 @thealiajanine @brianpmccarthy @adamhiniker
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| 0:00.0 | Happy Valentine's Day, everybody. We're supposed to be here with Aaliyah Janine. She confirmed and everything. Wait. She wanted to send me a... Uh-oh. If not, it's going to be Valentine's Day circle jerk. Oh, well, listen, listen. You know, Valentine's Day, it's really for the kids. Are you saying her heart's in the right place? |
| 0:39.3 | Why? Why would I say that? |
| 0:42.3 | Because a heart, you know, it's like a Valentine's Day thing, like a heart. Why would it be in the right place, though? Girl did porn. She tried to buy open mics last night. She's busy. She and my girlfriend, Caitlin McFligan. No, I just wanted to... |
| 0:34.5 | Me and Adam were talking about this Amazon thing, |
| 0:36.8 | and it made me think about, you know, |
| 0:38.9 | because Amazon's not going to go to Long Island City now. |
| 0:41.7 | And I know people... me and adam were talking about this amazon thing and it made me think about uh you know because |
| 0:54.6 | amazon's not going to go to long island city now and i know people are international listeners |
| 0:59.7 | don't care but that really the point is that like it's it this is a you know and that that |
| 1:04.2 | cortez the congresswoman we don't know if she's in that district but we know she's close because |
| 1:08.7 | she's very close she represents adams yeah she does represent me interest and she's fucking adam's older but we know she's close because she's very close. She represents Adams. |
| 1:12.6 | Yeah, she does represent me as a person. |
| 1:08.2 | And she's fucking, Adam's older than her. I probably got 10 years on her. No, she's 29. I actually think I might have a shot because I'm in her district. I feel like I could use that as a bargaining chip. But anyway, you know, the thing, it makes me think it's like progressives and Democrats and you know, I consider it a Democrat, |
| 1:10.4 | but progressives, especially in liberals, |
| 1:12.6 | and women, |
| 1:13.2 | they, It makes me think it's like progressives and Democrats and, you know, I consider it a Democrat, |
| 1:27.9 | but progressives, especially in liberals and women, they want everything to be perfect. |
| 1:33.2 | You know what I mean? |
| 1:33.8 | They want this perfect. |
| 1:35.4 | Like even when I got a job at Kumi, my wife was like, yeah, but doesn't he have some baggage? |
| 1:40.1 | And it's like, first of all, everybody's got baggage. |
| 1:45.6 | And there's no perfect scenario. they they want to go so so uh uh with this with this fucking amazon thing people like |
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