but it's true because i have a friend a couple friends have AIDS. My one friend's black. He goes, I got the MFA. I say, what's that? He goes, the motherfucking AIDS. Oh, how's that different? And then they call it the ninja because it sneaks up on you. What sneaks up on you? AIDS. You kind of don't know you have it. And then like you get a for two weeks, and then, you know. Oh, my God. How about you have had your cold? Uh-oh. Are you saying that when I went to that Bachelor Party in Johannesburg was a bad idea to bear back all those monkeys? And by monkeys, I mean, actual monkeys. Literal monkeys. It's not euphemistic. It's not cheating if they're primates. No. It's not racist if they're actual monkeys. No. Speaking of monkeys. Anyway, so are you gay's terrible segue? No, no. I have a girlfriend. What? Does he read as gay? You said he's a fake? When did we start? I don't know.

I mean, I think probably around the beginning of AIDS talk.

Yeah.

I started it because there was a lady on a Q train. I was at 76th Street. I was getting over. We're at this comic strip.

So I was getting over at 86th Street. And she comes in from the other car. She's like, excuse me, everybody, I have AIDS and I would like money.

Wow, they're really like, ratcheting up the stakes.

So everybody's like running for the door like, we don't want to get AIDS because you still think you can catch it by like giving someone a dollar.

Yeah.

You know what I mean?

Right.

Because back in a day i remember

the village voice told you like you had to wear dental dance or you're going to eat out a lady uh like

by like a lot of uh open mouth kissing you might be able to get a if she was HIV positive

i'm no they just they didn't know right so in my head it's like the boogeyman

you know in my head when I hear AIDS I'm like can you get AIDS by making eye contact with an

HIV person can you get can you get AIDS by being on a Q train with an AIDS lady I'm like

AIDS lady I got kids but it's like but I like, what kind of a sales pitch is that? She's like, she's probably talking to a marketing team. Like, say you have two kids and you can't feed them. No, just say you have AIDS. Yeah. See how that works. It's probably like, she probably tries out different things like comics working on bits. Yeah. After the holidays, everybody tighten their belt. You got to kind of go, you got to go all the way up. You got to threat level. Because I actually heard, I was looking at the door like, please open, please open. And I heard her say to one, like, thank you, sweetheart. But maybe she had AIDS. Or maybe like, yeah maybe like, yeah. She's like, I have Lyme disease.

I don't care.

I have rickets.

I'm not afraid of you. I can't lose this cold. Anybody who can't get a dollar? So who's our guest today? Branded Sager. Yeah, Branda Sager. Okay, I'll tell you what happened was yesterday when Joe DeRosa canceled, I sent out an SOS. I said, is anyone near 35th and 7th? Can you do my show today? And so when I get off, when I did with done with the show, Brian Kim was like, hey, is that his name? Brian Kim goes, hey, hey, Mr. Brennan. I guess he's under age. He actually called you Mr. Brennan? Everybody calls, Kevin. But he's Asian, too. So, you know, they're very respectful. Very. Mr. Lenin. So he goes, hey, Mr. Brennan, I can do your show. But I saw it after the show. So then today, you know, I'm like, holy should, we got another show today. And that plus it started at 12, so it's always hard to get a 12 o'clock

guest. So then today, you know, I'm like, holy should we got another show today. And that plus

it started at 12, so it's always hard to get a 12 o'clock guest. So he said, hey, Mr. Mr.

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