129 - Egg Nog w/ Kevin Farley
Misery Loves Company
Kevin Brennan
4.2 • 609 Ratings
🗓️ 14 December 2018
⏱️ 86 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I'm not getting shit. |
| 0:07.0 | They can't go suck their own dicks. It wouldn't be here right now if I could do that. I'm not getting shit. |
| 0:21.1 | They can go suck their own dicks. |
| 0:23.4 | Yeah, it wouldn't be here right now, but I could do that. Huh? At least my cum. Anyway, did we start? Yeah, we started. Let's start with a day of a problem with that, they can suck my own, their own dick. It sounds good. That sounds on Brian. Anyway, because Brian, you know, everybody knows about me being banned for a month from the comedy cellar. |
| 0:23.0 | Are you back? Huh? Are you back? Yeah, I'm back. But the problem is that... Tuesday, 4 p.m. spot. That's every other week. Dumb. Dumb. Dumb. He gets a little drunk, and then he says bad words. and then we got to bleep it out and then people get mad but i i can't i'm not going to get in more trouble because because of something brian |
| 0:58.1 | says it's one thing if i say it fair enough it's another thing of my fucking dumb sidekick hey |
| 1:02.5 | co-host who has nothing to lose nothing to lose and all day to lose it all day to lose it |
| 1:07.9 | who's our guest who's our guy we're here with Kevin Farley. |
| 1:11.7 | Kevin Farley. |
| 1:12.9 | A recently evacuated Kevin Farley. |
| 1:07.5 | Yeah, yeah, I did. He just took a shit. Right before this. Yeah. You ever use a Squatty Potty? That's great. Oh, yeah. Oh, I have one of those. Everyone in my family, they're getting, everyone's getting Squatty Potty. I'm using them too. |
| 1:08.4 | I'm like Oprah. New sponsor. |
| 1:09.6 | Oh, yeah. |
| 1:10.3 | You get a squatty potty. |
| 1:11.4 | You get his squatty potty. |
| 1:12.5 | You get his squaddy potty. |
| 1:12.5 | You get his got 25 bucks. |
| 1:14.5 | My father's love. using them too. I'm like Oprah Winfrey. New sponsor. Oh yeah. You get a squatty potty. |
| 1:27.8 | You get a squatty potty. |
| 1:28.8 | You get a squattie potty. |
| 1:28.9 | You get this. |
| 1:29.6 | 25 bucks. |
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