So we're just going to do the intro, or are we going to...

I mean, there's no intro because we don't have any ideas.

There's nothing left.

We've ran this well dry.

I think we milk this thing a long time ago.

I'm going to the country of Iraq in order to get a Plymouth Prouler.

It's a dream of mine that I've always had.

And unfortunately, that means that this will be the last episode of E1.

Wait, are you just going to Iraq, or are you doing a tour of duty?

Did they, like, did they waver they waiver you like at your age to join uh

i just went in and even though um 23 years old and that's usually too old for the army

they allowed me to go in at at the ripe old age of 23 years and You're going to let you keep the beard?

You got to shave all everything in your eyebrows included?

They said, you sure you just want to join the Army?

You don't want to be a Marine or a Green Beret.

They said with your reflexes.

Oh, yeah, Marines are very, yeah, they're at the top of the line.

They said you could easily join the Marine or the Green Beret or even one of the Navy

that killed Osama bin Laden.

I said, no, I'm just a regular old guy.

I want to join the army.

Everyone knows the Marines are hard to get into.

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