The following is an archived podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for Podcast Recovery.

This podcast is entitled Free Shipping.

It is the first and only episode of the podcast.

Welcome to episode one.

Hello, hello, hello to the thrifty, the economical, the prudent hello to the penny pinchers, the frugal, and the smart

shopper, those who need stuff, who gotta have it, but they gotta have it for the right price.

Let's say you want a Star Wars arcade machine, eight feet tall, it fits into your house,

and it allows you to play Darth Ma in the Gallagher inspired shooter.

Sign me up. For another $5, you get the Captain Spock DLC. Okay. Do you want to get

a leather baseball hat for half price

so that your brain remains really hot in the summer

so you can think faster? Yes, sir.

And dear sweet listener, do you want a digital download

of the e-book of Angela's Ashes?

For the low, low price of 55 cents?

Of course you do.

I got some good news, though.

In order to qualify for it, you also have to buy a basketball jersey that has Snoopy from Peanuts on it, and they are all adult sizes.

Now, if any of this stuff I just said interests you, stay tuned because I am proud, proud, proud,

proud to introduce you to the very first episode of the free shipping podcast.

And let me go around, and before I blab on too much, introduce my co-hosts here.

Jim, tell them a little bit about yourself. Thanks, Peter. I'm Jim Choice. I'm a product

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