#129: Illegally Acquired Pad Thai

The Shallow End

John Elliott and Lindsay Schnebly

Society & Culture, Comedy, History

4.9 • 612 Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2024

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact advertising@airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	It began long ago.
0:03.0	Two young boys in an American town riding their bikes to school and Little League practice.
0:09.0	Over the years, the boys became fast friends, united in their love for stories where things would go horribly wrong.
0:18.0	Pour yourself a strong beverage and buckle up. You're in the shallow end with
0:23.5	Schnebley and Toff. Hey, thanks and welcome back everybody to the shallow end with Schnebly and Toth.
0:28.7	Always good to have you here. Are we doing a morning radio show again?
0:33.0	Later this hour, your chance at $10,000, if you can guess the mysteries on. It is on the tens.
0:38.7	I have a story that I thought you would appreciate as an aside.
0:43.9	You know, those neighborhood websites where residents post things like I'm looking for the best place to get my car washed or my third grader needs a bunch of cardboard boxes for a science project, one of those.
0:55.8	Sometimes they're more serious, like someone's, you know, motorcycle's been stolen or a car broken
1:01.0	into or something.
1:01.6	Well, I saw one yesterday that caught my eye because it happened not far from the street
1:06.8	where we live.
1:07.4	And the subject line read, a burglar brazenly attempted to break into my house this morning. And I thought, oh my gosh,
1:15.0	that can't be good. And then you click on it and the description is, quote, they vandalized
1:21.7	my security camera after unsuccessfully trying to pry my back window open, please be on the lookout for this individual.
1:30.2	And then he posts ring camera video of a squirrel at his back door.
1:36.4	Has knocked somehow the ring camera slightly askew and is just running back and forth with his little squirrel nose pressed against the
1:44.7	glass that's delightful i i love that i saw a youtube video of a guy in canada who uh who feeds
1:52.4	raccoons hot dogs and he goes out on his deck with probably 40 pounds of hot dogs and the raccoons swarm from the nearby
2:04.5	forest, I would estimate 70 raccoons and they're climbing all over him and he apparently enjoys it.
2:12.1	I would be worried about A, getting bitten by a rabbit raccoon and not to be the buzz kill on this but I would
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