#130: Disastrous Dietary Habits

The Shallow End

John Elliott and Lindsay Schnebly

Society & Culture, Comedy, History

4.9 • 612 Ratings

🗓️ 20 November 2024

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact advertising@airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	It began long ago, two young boys in an American town riding their bikes to school and little league practice.
0:09.0	Over the years, the boys became fast friends, united in their love for stories where things would go horribly wrong.
0:18.0	Pour yourself a strong beverage and buckle up. You're in the shallow end with
0:23.5	Schnebley and Toff. I need to apologize right off the bat for the fact that I have come down
0:28.2	with a cold. Damn you, Lindsay Schnebley? I know. I suck. I suck. What happened? It's not
0:36.7	COVID, right? It's not COVID.
0:38.3	Yeah, that's good.
0:39.3	No, I've already had that.
0:40.3	This was one of those weird things where you sort of feel like, am I, my throat feels a little funny?
0:46.3	Am I getting a cold?
0:48.3	No, it couldn't be.
0:49.3	It must just be allergies.
0:50.3	And then two days later you realize, okay.
0:53.3	Yeah, that is a cold so I'm
0:56.8	gonna blame the gym okay yeah that's because that's a fail-safe way of pointing
1:03.4	the finger at anybody but yourself and also that's something you don't really
1:08.2	enjoy doing here in in, because of the drought, there are wildfires everywhere in the Andes.
1:19.1	And they don't have a dedicated firefighting crew for wildfires.
1:24.3	So it's pretty much volunteers.
1:26.4	It's just guys out there with a hose and a bucket
1:30.8	okay and yesterday it was unbelievable ins i know you guys have wildfires severe ones in in
1:38.7	california um this affected the air quality so badly that uh it that it was hurting my sinuses in my nose and I thought
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