Okay, folks, welcome to the latest edition, the latest episode, the latest great chapter of life on Planet Porky.

And of course, Planet Porker would be nothing without the rock chick writer extraordinaire.

Ms. Leslie Ann Jones, who is with me now? Leslie Ann, how goes it?

Not bad, Michael, thank you. Things seem to be not getting back to normal exactly, do they? But there's more rhythm going on in life, I think.

Yeah, there is more rhythm going on. I agree. I was in the city yesterday, city of London. I got a train home

about sort of rush hour time, about 6.6.30. And it was, I would say it was two-thirds packed,

you know, like a sort of normal commuter train. I was very heartened. Everybody had a mask on

and all that. But the main area of despair is the city of London itself, the financial district.

It is absolutely empty. And that's going to be the last to come back as people are now so

molly-coddled in staying at home. But, you know, that's for another day. Now, I found out

something last night, Leslie Ann, because of my ability to pick up on things, that the guy who runs the board that, you know, was involved

in the big row about downgrading, GCSEs and A-Lves and all that, I think the board's called

off-quall, right, or something like that, the guy who runs it, it's called Roger Taylor.

And, of course, I thought, Roger Taylor, he's a drummer as well.

And then I found out he's not only a drummer, not only was the drummer in Duran Duran.

He was also the drummer in a group you know so much about, and that is Queen.

That's a remarkable coincidence, isn't it?

Two rock star drummer.

It's quite a common name, isn't it? I mean, Roger is a name

that's gone out of fashion. I don't know any Rogers apart from those two guys, do you? Well, we know

a few unfashionable Rogers, but we'll get that to ourselves. We know one in particular, but I don't

meet children these days called Roger. I think it's one of those names that has slipped off the radar, isn't it?

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