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Planet Porky

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🗓️ 8 September 2020

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones are back to attack more of the week's pressing issues including: Extinction Rebellion's attack on the press, Kate Garraway's prolonged pain, Chrissie Hynde, the horses of Central Park, juicy truths revealed in the serialisation of LAJ's book, Gloria Gaynor, how Porky nefariously acquired his first home, Anthea Turner, Piers Morgan vs. David Walliams, protecting the pubs that famous artists started out in, professional face readers, Pippa Middleton (and people whose existence appears to be pointless), working mums with young kids, Julian Assange and why people like him attract the ladies, unfortunate familial disputes, The Only Way is Essex, becoming too big for your roots and Alastair Campbell. It's yet another podcast packing a punch, it's Life on Planet Porky!

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0:00.0	Okay, folks, you are listening to the latest episode of Life on Planet Porky. Thank you for tuning in today.
0:28.2	Thank you for tuning in over the recent podcast. Sitting some record numbers now of the number of people who want to lend us their lug holes, Leslie, Anne. The Future is Bright on Planet Porky.
0:39.9	Isn't it exciting? It's thrilling that so many people are joining us and, you know, getting in on our
0:45.7	conversation, which I just love welcoming these people along. We certainly do. Now, fortunately,
0:51.6	we are a medium that people can pick up on the mobile phone or they can
0:54.9	go onto their laptop and there's a, you know, a half dozen different ways of listening to us.
0:58.6	But thank goodness, we don't communicate with our people out there, our followers, through
1:03.9	newspapers. Because if we did, we'd have been silenced on Saturday morning, wouldn't we?
1:08.8	Well, what, I mean, absolute nonsense, isn't it?
1:11.2	Extinction rebellion, they seem to be against everything and everyone, as my brother said yesterday.
1:17.2	You know, they don't like human beings.
1:19.1	It's almost as though they don't like themselves and they don't want anybody else to have a life either.
1:24.7	But did no one ever explain to them that the whole point of PR is to get the
1:29.4	press on side so that you can advertise your causes? You don't want to alienate the newspapers.
1:34.7	Yeah. There are a bunch of tosses, honestly. You know, the core of them are a bunch of middle-aged
1:39.5	liberals who've got nothing better to do, seriously. They've been infiltrated now by hard left
1:44.1	commies, okay. And of course, they want to bring down do, seriously. They've been infiltrated now by hard left commies, okay.
1:45.2	And of course, they want to bring down entire society.
1:48.0	They just want chaos.
1:49.2	They want capitalism to collapse.
1:50.5	They want buildings to fall in.
1:52.1	They want weeds growing in the street so we go back to year zero.
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